Birdshot

Is for little birds.

I'm glad that they misguided youths decided to stop after the first shot, but make no mistake, had they been more motivated that injury would not have stopped any fight.

(h/t - SayUncle)

Smart

"I had my pistol; I wasn't going up against an automatic rifle," Ralph Swagler said. "I'm sorry. I wish I would have shot him in the back now as he was going toward IHOP, but I wasn't clear on the situation."

And I agree with Tam.  Unless I'm dating your waitress, I'm not gonna rescue you.