Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Lawn Gnomes...

Somewhere there's a poor kid sitting in a newsroom lamenting the four years of liberal comm classes so they could write this.

2 comments:

JD said...

If that wasn't silly enough as it is...

"Payne is asking you to be on the lookout, so her Gnome can be returned to it's rightful home."

So they want us to keep an eye out for the Gnome but don't give us any distinguishing characteristics of said Gnome. Then again, really how many garden Gnomes are out there? Twelve?

On a side note, my last unit had an area club (Aka beer tent) called the Claymore, somehow a large figurine of Bugs Bunny ended up there and his face was painted camouflage, that was kind of cool, but what good is a Gnome? You can't even make "What's up Doc?" jokes with a Gnome.

Fred said...

I can only say I'd be horribly tempted to just go along with it if I was the responding officer... "do you have a recent photo of the missing individual mam?"